thefaultinourfandoms:

i swear to god I’m such a low maintenance friend like you could have not spoken to me for months and ill still be like yEAH FRIEND HI 

ex0rdiium:

fosteringmeyer:

Taken with my iPhone.


holy shit that’s insane
namastetoyoutoo:

This is by far my favorite tweet ever.

dizzleceezy:

argentourage:

what if you could meet your celebrity crush but the cost was them knowing everything you’ve ever said about them in your tumblr tags

staffkennel:

does my emotional unstableness turn you on

super-sootica:

frosty-flames:

Since us bisexuals, asexuals, and pansexuals don’t exist, laws do not apply.
Rob a fucking bank. If you don’t exist, they can’t arrest you.

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congalineofdurin:

toriii-lane:

digitalcrayon:

trashbagtricks:

gaydarjedi:

banesboner:

thank god

*dumps entire bottle of foundation on face*

-eats lipstick-



I’m gonna start wearing makeup in my fucking sleep.





dear god, let it be enough

ugly:

if ur gonna talk shit about me behind my back at least look at my great ass

xysciences:

How the sky from Earth would appear if it had rings like Saturn. 
[Click for more interesting science facts and gifs]
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souljaboyemoji:

melleigh:


This machine allows anyone to work for minimum wage for as long as they like. Turning the crank on the side releases one penny every 4.97 seconds, for a total of $7.25 per hour. This corresponds to minimum wage for a person in New York. This piece is brilliant on multiple levels, particularly as social commentary. Without a doubt, most people who started operating the machine for fun would quickly grow disheartened and stop when realizing just how little they’re earning by turning this mindless crank. A person would then conceivably realize that this is what nearly two million people in the United States do every day…at much harder jobs than turning a crank. This turns the piece into a simple, yet effective argument for raising the minimum wage.

god damn

hi I’m an oligarchy *smashes open wit a bat*
trentaicedcoffee:

"The bracelet is infused with elements sourced from the highest and lowest points on Earth. The white ball, carrying water from Mt. Everest, and the black ball, holding mud from the Dead Sea, exist on opposite ends. A string of clear beads link the two, signifying that throughout life’s circular journey, your path is your own."
tallestsilver:

hotllamasex:

holyhandgrenaded:



i want to play this game

I would gain so much weight playing this game and I wouldn’t even care